The Big Book of Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids by Rob Elliott

Author:Rob Elliott
Language: eng
Format: epub, mobi
Tags: Youth-Humor, JNF028020
ISBN: 9781441234704
Publisher: Baker Publishing Group
Published: 2013-12-11T16:00:00+00:00

Q: What is the best way to communicate with a squirrel?

A: Climb up a tree and act like a nut!

Q: Why can’t cats drink milk in outer space?

A: Because the milk is in flying saucers!

Q: What’s more annoying than a cat meowing outside your bedroom window?

A: Ten cats meowing outside your bedroom window!

Q: What do you do when you come upon two snails fighting?

A: Just let them slug it out . . .

Did You Know . . .

An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain.

Q: What’s the best way to learn about spiders?

A: On a web-site!

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